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The Waiting is the Hardest Part

Wow. I didn’t think that title would bring a lot of feels with it, but with the recent passing of Tom Petty, it hit a little harder than it might have.

My surgeon called yesterday and let me know that an emergency surgery had taken my slot in the schedule. My surgery has been pushed back 24 hours.


I respect a man who knows he can do one good surgery a day — I wouldn’t want to be under the knife if he had already exhausted himself with an earlier procedure. But it also means 24 hours of going through as many insane worst case scenarios as my brain can come up with (and as evidenced on this site, my brain has a vivid imagination!).

So, to reward my wallet for waiting 24 hours, I am rewarding your wives’ minds with 24% off our entire product line for the rest of the day (and up until 7:00 am tomorrow morning, CST).

I will have the contest winners announced tonight.


Happy training!

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Contests are Closed… Winners to be Announced on Friday

We have selected a random winner for the Win a Fleshlight contest. We had a LOT of orders, and the vast majority of you ordered three or more products, so a lot of possible entries. I’ve notified the winner, and am hoping to hear back from him before Friday, so we can report his selected toy in the victory report on Friday.

For the Best Review Ever contest, we had a fantastic turnout. I decided to include the slew of reviews that came in today too, which brought up the total number of reviews during the contest period to 24. Now my wife and I are going to go through them all and decide which ones we think are the best, in one of three categories:

  • The Best Review Ever
  • The Most Inspirational Review
  • The Most Revealing/Intimate Review

I think I already have a front-runner for one of those, but some of these reviews are so good, they make me hard just reading them. Honestly, it’s a massive turn-on for me to realize that my work has been helping so many men achieve the sex and sexual relationship with their wives that we’ve always dreamed of.

Stay tuned. I’m releasing more 3rd gen updates and Raw Audio files this week, and then we’re off to surgery on Friday. We’ll let everyone know who won the contests before I get knocked out!

Happy training,



Also… did you know that Fleshlight is having a Halloween sale? Buy like, $125 worth of stuff, get a free extra skin for your light. Check it out!

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Trainer’s Notes

Happy Friday the 13th!


A few notes to remind everyone about everything going on here at Let’s ignore the whole “SWT is going into heart surgery on Thursday” part, though, because that scares the hell out of me.


2nd Annual Best Review Ever contest closes on Monday. Everyone who submits a product review (regardless of how many stars you give it), gets a $5 gift certificate for a future purchase. Three winners will be selected, and they’ll all get a coupon for 1 free product of their choice.

Yay, We Sell Fleshlights! contest is underway and closes on Sunday night at midnight. Every single product purchased between 10/12 and that date gives you one entry (bundles count as 3 or 4 entries, depending on how many products are in the bundle), and on Monday one entry will be selected. The winner gets the Fleshlight sex toy of their choice, to celebrate our becoming affiliates with their sales network.

Raw Audio

By popular demand, we are making the complete audio collection of our unmasked files available for sale. What you’ll get there are the vocals and sound effects, plus the entire affirmation list for each file we sell. So far, I’ve uploaded Anal, Cock Worship, and Group Play files. I’m going to try and get them all up by end of the weekend. Each file is just $19.99… and most of you won’t want these or need these, but for some of our trainers, they use hypnosis and other audio manipulation techniques in their training, and these files will be valuable for them. Check them out in the Raw Audio category.


Would any of you be interested in having a discussion forum for the site? We could host it here, or put up a Reddit subreddit for it, or create a Fetlife group discussion. Let us know at If I survive the surgery, we’ll look into doing this, so our trainers can start better sharing their successes, struggles, and training methods.


Have a great weekend!


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Get Your Wife Addicted to Sex Toys, and Win a Free Sex Toy! (Plus, Bundle Pricing!)

Hey Everyone! Huge news today!

First: the entire Sex Toy product line has been upgraded to our 3rd Gen recording methods. That means MORE human voices moaning and whispering “yes” to your wife’s psyche; quieter silent files hitting on more subliminal frequencies; and more interlaced affirmation tracks making every single file an order of magnitude more powerful than our last version. How do I know? Well, my wife used to be against watching porn (I’ve blogged about that here and elsewhere) and she was never really into using sex toys at all.

But now?



Whoops! She gave away our big news! We’re now authorized affiliates of Fleshlight. If you want sex toys for yourself or your wife, we can help you out with that. Which leads to BIG NEWS ITEM #2, a new contest!  WIN THE SEX TOY OF YOUR CHOICE WITH ANY PURCHASE THIS WEEKEND!

Wow! Ok, so let’s break everything down.

Sex Toy Bundle

First and foremost: You can get the entire set of our four sex-toy subliminal training products (Curious, Enjoy, Initiate and Addicted) for just $74.99 — which is $20 less than buying them separately. In fact, with the “help me pay for heart surgery” sale we’re having, the bundle is even cheaper than that right now, so go check it out! Sex Toy Bundle 3.0 is available now!

My Favorite Toy

It’s no secret I’m a HUGE fan of the Fleshlight and the funny part is… by itself, it’s just ok. But when my wife is milking my cock for all it’s worth with it, hot holy damn that feels amazing. Well, we’ve made a marketing deal with Fleshlight. Whenever I say good things about them (like now) they’ll send me a little bit of money if anyone listening ends up buying one. That’s win/win for everybody. And the best part? They sell toys for women too, so if your wife listens to the sex toy files and comes to you asking if you’ll get her one, you can click this link right her:

And I’ll get a little “thank you” cut in the mail. 🙂  I’ll put a link to their site somewhere over on the sidebar too, but probably not until after my surgery.

Contest: Win a Fleshlight!

And so then here’s the final item. Since the sex toy line is brand new, and since I’m now officially “selling” Fleshlights, I figured we could consummate this deal with a contest. From now until 11:59 pm, Sunday night, 10/15/2017, anyone who purchases anything on our site will be entered into a contest to win the sex toy of their choice on the Fleshlight site. You’ll get one entry per product you buy — and don’t worry, bundles are worth the total number of files in each one, so the Sex Toy Bundle will get you four entries, for instance. I’ll contact the winner Monday morning to find out his address and what toy he wants, then we’ll announce the winner on Thursday when we announce the winners of the Best Review Ever contest. That contest, by the way, is still going on, and ends Sunday night too. We’ll send out the $5 gift cards to everyone who submitted a review during the contest period on Monday, after the entry period ends.


So much busy, so many opportunities to win, and so many ways to train your wife. Let’s get to it.


Happy training,






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The Watch Porn Series is now 3rd Gen – and Bundle Priced!

It’s getting cold outside. Fall is here, and winter is coming. That means you’re going to want to start cuddling up with your wife and sit on the couch and watch a nice hot porno with her while she strokes your cock and whispers how hot those two lesbians look in your ear. And to help you achieve that dream scenario, we’ve updated all of our Watch Porn subliminal wife training files with our new 3rd generation mastering methods. To make it even better, we’ve bundled all three of them into a nice “Netflix and Chill” training package… if by “Netflix” you mean Xhamster, and if by “Chill” you mean “Fuck like rabbits.”

You can get all three individually, but the Watch Porn Bundle 3.0 will give you the three files listed for just $59.99 (even lower right now while everything’s on sale!). With the bundle you’ll get ALL of the files that come with:

Curious About Porn 3.0 – Curious About Porn has special affirmations designed to do three things: instruct your wife about the fact that watching porn is natural, it’s something everybody does, and that she’d probably enjoy it if she watched it.

Enjoy Watching Porn 3.0 – This file will take any casual viewer of porn and turn her into regular connoisseur.  She’ll wake up feeling like looking up porn, she’ll spend time on her phone, computer, and pretty much everywhere else either searching for x-rated videos, or fantasizing about how hot and horny she’s going to be when she finally gets a chance to pop one in to watch.

Addicted to Porn 3.0 – Addicted to Porn file takes a regular enjoyment of watching porn and transforms it into a more-than-daily habit that is impossible to break. With regular listening, your wife will start watching (or wanting desperately to watch when she can’t) porn every morning when she gets up, every lunch break, every evening, and every time she has sex with you.


There’s only one week left in the “Best Review Ever” contest. Come review some of the products, get a $5 off coupon for each review left, and the chance to win the product of your choice! All reviews need to be written by 10/15, so we can judge and announce winners on 10/19.





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Common Subliminal Wife Training Questions: How Long Does it Last, Does it Affect Children?

Guy wrote, over on the Initiate Oral Sex 3.0 product page:

This is not a review. I wanted to ask some questions but could not see your contact, so I am just posting here.

I am planning to buy this “initiate oral sex .30.”
1. My 2 year old daughter sleeps in the same room. Will this mp3 effect her? I plan on using the silent version.
2. How long do I need to use this for permanent effect? I mean once I start seeing changes in her behaviour, should I stop playing it or continue to do?

These are great questions, that get asked a lot. I thought I’d take some time to share my reply, and see what everyone else thinks about it too.


Many men ask about how children in the room might be affected by subliminal training directed at the wife. What I tell them is how I’ve handled it in my home, having two young girls of my own, one of whom still sleeps in our bedroom. Short answer: girls listening to these files WILL be affected. That’s why I have tried to very carefully craft every subliminal I sell to be an act I would not have a problem with my daughter performing ON HER HUSBAND ONLY. We get emails all the time from folks asking if we’ll sell scripts aimed at girlfriends or hookups, and the answer is always, “No.” I don’t want someone to use this on someone who isn’t already in a committed, long-term relationship with their partner.

All of our products very specifically indicate that these are actions between a husband and a wife. Not a boyfriend, not a casual acquaintance, not every man she sees. Even things like Bicurious are geared toward “I like looking at sexy women *with my husband.*” A two-year old is going to have a real difficult time processing the signals she’s getting from these subliminals, because most of the key words in them are meaningless to her. But if she absorbs anything, it’s going to be that when she’s with her husband, she can perform these acts. In my mind, I don’t feel that’s wrong. If I could train my daughter to be a great wife for her husband, it would include that anyway, because I’d want her to service him just as thoroughly as my wife services me. So you have to use your own judgment there. Yes, it will probably affect her in some way. But is it wrong to allow her to form the opinion that “initiating blow jobs on her husband is good?” I don’t think so.

As far as how long it takes for the effects to become permanent? Subliminal programming has one significant variable: Exposure time. The more she’s exposed, the more profoundly it will change her. Most women take about 3 weeks of listening 6-8 hours a day to see dramatic change in personality. Some women respond much quicker, others more slowly. Once you start seeing the change you’re training her for, keep up the training until it becomes habit. Give it 2-3 more weeks, then stop training and see if she continues the activity. If not, pick it back up and keep training.

It took your wife years to get the mindset she has now. It will take time to change those attitudes.  After that, you can just resume training anytime you see her progress start to lag — for my wife, if I realize I haven’t seen a particular action in a while that I’m craving, I’ll re-add that file to her playlist and she usually resumes that activity within 2-3 days because she’s been so well trained. And her mind is always processing these things. I haven’t trained her with Dreamslut in months, but the other day she said, “Did you run Dreamslut on me last night? I had the hottest fucking dream and woke up soaking wet.” I smiled and said truthfully that I hadn’t… but that her training will always be deep in her, stirring that sexual kettle. “Well, you better fuck your slut then,” she said, ripping my pants off. “Because I’m horny as fuck!”

Hope this answers your questions.




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Your path to group sex has just been upgraded to 3rd Gen

We just finished upgrading Bicurious 3.0 and Curious About Threesomes 3.0. These files when combined will give any husband the best chance he’s ever had toward experiencing the reality of having multiple women crawling over his body at the same time, without cheating on wife, because she’ll be one of the women! In truth, you just need Curious About Threesomes to get her to start thinking and fantasizing about menage a trois and threesome opportunities, but when I tried that with my wife, our first three-way ended up being MMF — with my best bud and I fucking my wife’s brains into one slutty orgasm after another.  That’s why I’d recommend using Bicurious as well, because that will have your wife thinking more and more about women, women’s bodies, how sexy they are, how turned on she gets looking at them, how much she’d love to try sex with one…. with you…

It’s truly win/win.

We’re two weeks out from my heart surgery, and to tell the truth, I’m terrified as fuck. I am receiving dozens of letters from you guys encouraging me, telling me about similar surgeries you’ve had or heard of, and just generally doing an amazing job of keeping my spirits up, and all I can do there is say “Thank you, thank you, thank you.” Plus, remind everyone that everything’s 20% off until the surgery on 10/20. After that I gotta go back to full price to pay for it!!!

You guys are the best. I’m the luckiest guy in the world.

(You hear that, Universe? LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD. That means I survive this surgery, ok?)


(Ok, this guy is pretty damn lucky, too, I gotta admit!)


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Bicurious Updated to 3rd Gen, Review Contest Continues

We updated the Bicurious product to 3rd gen, today. Curious About Threesomes will be updated tomorrow. These files are best used together if you’re looking to start adding partners to your sexual play with your wife. Bi-Curious gets her to start thinking about other women sexually, and give her honest feelings of arousal and lust when she looks at beautiful, naked women, which she’ll begin feeling compelled to do. It won’t turn her lesbian, though, just give her a healthy love of of the female body, and the faintest sense that she should share that love with you.

Bicurious 3.0 is regularly $24.99, but everything’s on sale this week, so you can get it for less if you want.

We’re having a contest!

The 2nd Annual Best Review Ever contest is in full swing, and we are seeing some amazing reviews. If you’ve ever trained your wife with any of our products, leave an honest review (I will cry at sub 5-star ratings, but accept them as opportunities to improve things). We’re giving out three prizes, each one a free copy of any one product. In addition, every review you write gets you a $5 gift certificate off your next purchase. Write five reviews, get $25 off!

Also, if you are in the current beta test cycle, especially group C, please get your test results to me so we can start compiling them. Hasn’t been too promising so far in that group, sadly. :/


Happy training!



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Masturbation Series Updated to 3rd Gen

We have just finished updating all of the masturbation training files to the 3rd generation version. What this means, is that each file has both supersonic and subsonic subliminal messages embedded in them. Each file has four computer-generated women’s voices speaking their affirmations, while three real human women repeat “Yes” over and over, moaning each time they say it. Each file has several women orgasming hard in the background. They all have been cleansed during mastering to remove almost entirely any hissing or popping in their silent versions.

In short, these are the most powerful subliminal training files we’ve ever offered.  You can get each file individually if you want, but buying them in the bundle will save you about $20.

Curious About Masturbation 3/0 – Designed for women who have never masturbated at all. Raised in strict religious families, or other situations where touching themselves was just not taught or tolerated, these women see masturbating as a taboo they probably feel very uncomfortable breaching. We created Curious About Masturbation specifically for women who have never tried to self-pleasure, and are too frightened to even try.

Enjoy Masturbation 3.0 – A subliminal training file that will help take a woman who masturbates infrequently (for whatever reason) and help her find the joy in self-pleasure. She’ll start dreaming about fingering herself in her sleep, she’ll start thinking about touching herself whenever she’s in the shower. All day she’s going to be thinking about playing with herself, and when she does, she’s going to realize just how much she loves bringing herself to orgasm.

Addicted to Masturbation 3.0 – This file takes any woman who enjoys masturbating, and builds in her a compulsion. A drive. An irresistible urge to finger-fuck herself every time she can.

The Masturbation Bundle 3.0 is just $59.99 — but you can get it right now for even lower while everything’s on sale!


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Call for Reviews: Cock Worship is now 3rd Gen!

In upgrading our product library to the new 3rd generation methodology, I realized that none of the cock worship files have a single review. This isn’t entirely uncommon: the vast majority of reviews we get are for Dreamslut or Horny Right Now. But it surprised me because this is a file set I created not because I wanted more handjobs from my wife (well, ok, yeah, I do!), but because she gives AMAZING hand jobs, and I wanted to make a product that would give other men what I have: a wife who will routinely pull out her favorite massage oil, strip me down, and then make an evening out of seeing how hard she can make me, how much precum she can force from my cock as I quiver uncontrollably from her constant attention to it, and how big of an explosion she can make when I finally blow my load all over her.

I also realized that we don’t have a bundle for the cock worship files. SO… to remedy both of these situations, we’ve created a new Cock Worship Bundle where you can get Curious About Cock Worship, Enjoy Cock Worship, and Addicted to Cock Worship at one very low price! You totally need to go check that out. Our 3rd Generation recordings give you subliminal affirmations at both the supersonic and the subsonic levels. There are real human women repeating “yes” and moaning over and over to heighten your wife’s subconscious acceptance of everything she’s listening too, and the silent files are now nearly entirely silent — no more pops or hisses!

On top of that, we are going to host our (annual now, since we did something like it last year)  “Best Review Ever!” contest.

Here’s how it works:  Write a review of a product you’ve trained your wife with (of course, you need to have actually have purchased whichever product you review). Enter as many times as you like, the sky’s the limit! You have until 10/15 to enter (because I’m headed into surgery at the end of the week and we need time for judging!) and then we’ll announce the winners on the morning of 10/19.


We’ll give away a coupon for 1 free product of your choice to the reviewer who writes

  1. The Best Review Ever
  2. The Most Inspirational Review
  3. The Most Revealing/Intimate Review

In addition, everyone who writes a review will get a coupon for $5 off their next purchase — one for every review they write. If you write 10 reviews, you can get the new Cock Worship Bundle for free! (Oh, and did I mention, I sure hope someone writes reviews for those products!)

And that actually brings up an important point: be honest. These files don’t always work as well as we’d like. Some women respond more strongly to subliminal programming than others do. Some women respond very positively to certain affirmations and very negatively toward others (my wife, as you know, completely absorbed Oral Sex and Masturbation training, but utterly rejected Porn training). It’s ok to leave a 1-star review. Just be honest in your evaluation, and that in and of itself will help us build a better product in the future, because I use all of this feedback when I’m crafting new files.

That’s it for today. Have a great weekend everyone, and if you don’t have the Cock Worship Bundle yet, get it while it’s still on sale!