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(Deep breath) OK. For those of you out there who haven’t tried raising 4 kids after the death of a partner and running a business and dealing with all the legal mumbo jumbo that both the death and business entail? I don’t recommend it. At all. It’s like waking up at the bottom of a deep, muddy, slick hole and clawing your way to the first available handhold, frantically digging out a makeshift shelf and then collapsing, exhausted–all while praying rain doesn’t come and destabilize the whole mess and send you back to the bottom of the hole. The rains come way too frequently, to boot. I feel like i am in a mud sucking mess more times than not. I keep clawing, though. I am determined to see the edge of this hole and the beginning of the next chapter of mine and the kids’ lives begin sooner than later. This isn’t permanent, it’s simply a line of demarcation between what was good, and what will be even better.

I miss him, y’all.  I miss him with every breath I take. His smile, his laugh, his sense of humor.  Everything. I wear his thumbprint around my neck engraved on the back with “imprinted on my heart forever.” The countless days ahead of me echo hollowly, knowing he isn’t there to make them meaningful. No one stops and tells you that when a person dies? Their physical death is actually the least impactful.  You can reconcile a now inanimate body in your brain.  However, when you are going through personal belongings, folding up shirts and pants that still smell like the person you loved most in the world? Or throwing away items they used, but you have no use for? Those million little things create new deaths, new sensations of loss. Those, my dears–those are the deaths that can, and DO–shred your heart.

I have a lot to share with you. I have received many requests to tell my side of the SWT story and it’s birth, and If you would permit me? I would like to.  For the catharsis it brings my heart, and to keep SWT and the amazing person he is (just on a non corporeal level, now) alive, even if in just a few hearts and minds.

I apologize for the lack of files. My computer system went belly up at the same time my vehicle died.  I was able to secure financing for a new toyota sienna (which got totaled by a deer two weeks later, joy) concussed me, and put hiatus on all my other plans until the issue of death legalities was settled. I am upgrading here in the next week-ish. I am working as fast as I can, please bear with me. This is tougher than I could have ever imagined.

However, I am hoping that over the next few months the more normal, playful, SWT inspiring side of me begins to shine through for y’all and your benefit.

Here is a coupon code for y’all: summersun18 and it is worth 30% off.

Mwahs!  I love you all so much, thank you for being loyal and loving and supportive during such a difficult time.  You bring sunshine peeking out on my darkest days.

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Back in Black

Hello my lovelies!!

In December, when I said that I would be running silent for the month, to try and focus on myself and the children, and to find some equilibrium for us, I didn’t anticipate the dark days ahead.  Our anniversary and Christmas passed mostly without event, much to my surprise.  It was SWTs birthday on January 8 that didn’t just throw me off the horse.  It then proceeded to stomp and kick me into the ground and then laid down and rolled, as well.  SWT and my oldest son knew of a youtube channel he had posted and showed me. On this channel there was a video of SWT singing a rendition of “Piano Man” that he had rewritten for a friend who was celebrating her last day at a previous job of his.  Seeing him, hearing him–after three months of silence was just more than my brain could bear, and then at that moment our youngest son (2) heard his voice and came flying down the hall yelling “Daddy!  Daddy!” and tried to reach for him through the computer screen.  All I can say is that at that moment, anything that may have still been clinging to some illusion of being whole in me, shattered.  I fell into a depression I am still finding my way out of, but I think that finally, after almost two more months of sabbatical than I planned?  I am finally getting there.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart to all of you who continued to check on me.  For your emails, your stories of your families, your successes with our products, even just funny little anecdotes or condolences.  You will never know how much all of that meant to me, how it helped me pull through one day at a time.  Looking back, I realize that I should have leaned into this community and how you embraced me after SWTs loss, rather than turning away and hiding.  The site, writing to you all–it kept me going, and gave me something to focus on, to work towards.  Without it, I became lost in my own head, in a terrible dark space–SWT became a place that was just one more symbol of my loss; working on files became just one more concrete example of how he was really gone.  Thank you for supporting me and allowing me space to grieve and find my footing, and for continuing to keep the site profitable while I mourned.  I know I’ve said it a million times, but you are all beyond amazing.  I am blessed.

To bring you all the updates that people have been asking for?  I AM continuing to run SWT.  I am establishing a game plan for the site as we speak to keep it moving smoothly, moving foward, and to make sure I have something to keep myself accountable.  SWTs goal was to take the  site mainstream and make it a mover and a shaker, so that it would be a source of income for me should anything happen to him.  We wanted to continue to roll out better and better files, and to keep the site evolving and cutting-edge to meet the needs of you all as our family in this community.  Expect the look of SWT to change some in the coming months as I make sure that everything here is legalese perfect, so that I can begin some mainstream advertising to drive the site.

I have mostly mastered the sound software at this point, so start expecting to see new files popping up soon.  Also, through the months since SWT has passed?  I have gotten many, many requests for some amazing files from some of you, and while I will continue to keep SWT stocked with files that encourage your wives to find their inner sex Goddess?  I will also begin to introduce some files that meet the changing demands of the community and promote intimacy and communication within marriage, encourage your wives to embrace their bodies changes with age, and a couple specialty areas.  I’ve lightly mentioned that I come from a medical background and I am going to turn the passion for psychology and the workings of the deeper mind into inspiration for a different line of files–but more on that later when I have a bit better timeline in place.  I can’t tell you how excited I am to grow with you all!

Above all, please continue to bear with me.  I haven’t told many of you the larger portion of my story:  In 2016, SWT and I moved from the Pacific Northwest (Oregon–where I spent almost all of my 37 years) to the midwest for a new job opportunity for him.  When he died in October I found myself alone with four children, my friends and family over two thousand miles away.  The loneliness and stress from trying to do everything by myself has been beyond daunting.  I will be moving back home when my two oldest are done with school for the year, and I will finally have access to childcare for my two younger kids so that I can devote a chunk of time to SWT and my other endeavors, not just during odd hours when they happen to be sleeping or preoccupied for a 5-minute stretch.  That is when things will start moving along at a much more reliable pace.  Until then, I am here!  my gmail had a syncing glitch about two weeks ago and I lost a lot of email.  Some of it has “reappeared” in my box, but if I haven’t responded to you and it’s been a while, please resend.  I’ll answer as soon as I can.

 

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Black Friday Announcement

Hi Everyone,

I apologize for the extended absence, my mom is in town for the holiday week and I’m trying to use the time to get as much wrapped up, neatly as I can, before I am back to doing this all solo.  I wish SWT, in his infinite wisdom, had at least had the foresight to magic up a maid for me before checking out!  The nerve, I tell you!!

I’ve been watching sales from my phone, and it seems like the thankyou coupon is getting good use.  I’m so glad! I can’t tell you how much I appreciate you all:  Your continued support of our site, and the many emails and private comments I have gotten expressing both condolences and the offers of help as I learn to navigate this all on my own–it’s beyond what words can adequately express, and I wake up, every day, humbled and grateful for all of you.  Due to the amount of paperwork, calls, running around, etc–that dealing with the early aftermath of death entails, I’m still going to be AFK for extended periods.  I apologize.  I will respond to your emails as quickly as time allows.  I want to make sure that I can provide thoughtful answers to your questions, not just hastily scribbled emails in the five minutes between appointments.

Now, on to Black Friday.  So guys, while the rest of the world is going crazy fighting over discounted flat screen TVs and Isotoner slippers and whatever else all the big box stores decide to have on offer for the busiest shopping day of the year? I want to do something a little more fun than just standing in line, hoping you get the item you’re wanting.  If you end up standing in one (or many!!) of those lines fear not, you can still log in to the site and play the little “Truth or dare” game I have in mind, to win great discount coupons good for any file on the site.  The answers to the questions can be submitted both by private email or comment,  depending on which you prefer.

 

Are you ready to play?  Here goes…

 

SWT had a fetish that I had NEVER heard of, before we got together.  I didn’t exactly run in innocent circles prior to our meeting, either.  It has been briefly touched on at various times in this site.  What absolutely revved SWT’s engine, guys?  Look “Deep in to your mind” and the answer might make itself clear.

 

Sex is a passion of mine, outside the bedroom as much as in its confines.  I can read data until I am blue in the face,  but it still doesn’t give me a big picture in the same way talking to you all does.  What is your favorite sex position/act?  Why?  What one thing does your wife just not do that you wish she would, or does she not do enough to satisfy you?

 

When you see your wife getting attention from another guy, does it make you hot, crazy jealous, or something in between?

 

What one thing could your wife do to make you feel more empowered in your sexual relationship with her?

 

Are you and your wife currently “e-intimate?”  Do you send each other dirty little messages over the course of the day,  to let each other know how much the other turns you on?  This was something SWT and I did regularly; it led to many a locked door and late dinner time when he got home in the evenings and we’d made each other so crazy that “hands off” until bedtime simply was not going to happen.  If you do this, tell me about it–are you satisfied?  Do you wish your wife would be a little more racy in her texts of affection towards you?  If you don’t, would this be something you’d like to see a file for?

 

The rules of engagement are this:  I’ll be accepting answers to all questions from 12a-midnight (PST) Friday, November 24.  Each question will have several responses selected to receive coupons for any file on the site, the discount value will be between 50-80% off of the product of your choice. In addition, anyone who purchases a file on black Friday will  be entered into a drawing to receive a coupon code for a FREE file.  The codes can be saved for future releases of new products.  The winner of the free file also has the option to redeem that coupon code for 50% off of a custom file once that option becomes available again.

 

One last parting thought:  I’ll be making some big announcements over the next week or so, including how you can get newly released files for free, so stay tuned!

 

Have a wonderful holiday and as always, Happy Training! I hope to see you all on Friday! 🙂

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She’ll Fall Deeper Than Ever With Our 3rd Gen Hypnosis Training Files

Last minute update before I go to bed for what I hope is not the last time ever. We’ve updated our erotic hypnosis training files to the 3rd gen mastering process. We’ve created an erotic hypnosis bundle, to save everyone money if they want to buy the whole set. I’ve got the list of winners from this month’s contests. And I have a special word for all my customers.

Hypnosis Files are 3rd Gen + Bundle Priced

Our erotic hypnosis files have all been upgraded to 3rd gen now, and in keeping with the new tradition, we’ve bundled them all up to offer special savings to anyone who wants to buy the full set. With the Hypnosis bundle, you’ll get:

Curious About Hypnosis – This file is for women who have never been hypnotized before, who believe it’s a load of hooey, or who are just not predisposed to ever wanting to try it. It will crack that solid veneer around her mind, just enough to get her interested. She may or may not come to you and specifically ask to be hypnotized, but eventually, she’s going to broach the topic with you. That’s when you know the file worked.

Enjoy Hypnosis – Enjoy Hypnosis is designed to give your wife an intense joy and love of being hypnotized for erotic purposes. It will reinforce the pleasure triggers that she’s been learning in Curious About Hypnosis, and she’ll start thinking about — and wanting — to be hypnotized daily by you. Every time she thinks about hypnosis, she’ll become more and more aroused. Over time, she may start thinking of herself as a hypnoslut, and will think fondly and often about how good her orgasms are when she cums while in trance.

Initiate Hypnosis –  The first file in our line that is designed for men who are looking for their women to be a little MORE dominant, instead of more submissive.  Oh, don’t worry. She’s still going to be horny as hell, and fantasize about your cock all the time, but with this file, she’s going to get it into her head that you want to be hypnotized, and she’s going to start thinking about how hot and sexy it would be to hypnotize you, and if you’re as much a fan of femdom hypnosis as I am, then Initiate Hypnosis might just be the file you’ve been looking fo

Addicted to Hypnosis – This is our most powerful hypnosis-based subliminal file, and it is designed with the sole purpose of getting your wife addicted to hypnosis. Our Addicted to Hypnosis scripts take her enjoyment of being hypnotized and starts to turn it into a compulsive habit that she’s going to want to indulge daily. She’ll ask you to hypnotize you, will feel unease anytime she’s not under trance, and will find herself going faster, harder, and more solidly into hypnotic trance every time you start to induce her. The sexual enjoyment she gets from hypnosis will increase as well.

Normally almost $100 for all four, the Hypnosis Bundle is just $74.99.

 

Winner of Fleshlight Contest

Trainer Robert H was the lucky winner, who wrote me saying “Give me a little bit of time to choose what toy I want so I can find a way to spring it on my wife.”

Take all the time you need, Robert! When he decides, he’ll get the sex toy of his choice from Fleshlight.com.

 

Winners of Best Review Ever (2017) Contest

Everyone who submitted a review from 9/29 through 10/16 qualified to win this year’s “Best Review Ever” contest. The three winners we picked each get a copy of any file they want. Everyone else gets a $5 gift certificate for each review they submitted. To collect your rewards, email me directly at trainher@subliminalwifetraining.com so I can send you your coupons. Without further ado, here were our three winners:

The Most Intimate Review of 2017 goes to Hawkeye, who was man enough to admit that the file he bought did exactly what it said it did..and that just wasn’t what he had been hoping for (I’ve made that same mistake before)!

Ok so I have to admit I was a little frustrated with the results on this – but only because I realized after the fact that my concept of cock worship was not hand jobs, but blow jobs!

I played the rain version overnight on repeat and got a hand job from my wife the first morning.

Nothing then for about a week although I had been playing the silent version during the day and rain at night. One thing I did notice during this week was my wife telling me more frequently than normal how much she loves me and values me, and how attractive she finds me. I’m wondering if this is a byproduct of the core package which I believe you said is now part of all the 3rd gen products, SWT.

The next thing I noticed was that my wife would start something but not follow through. So on Saturday morning the following week (after a night of rain) I got the first half of a hand job and then she told me, “you can do something about that.” I wasn’t going to let the opportunity get away so I said, “I’ll show you exactly what I can do about that!” And proceeded to fuck her. The next morning I got the first half of a blow job before she lost interest. So I’m getting the feeling that she was starting to respond to the subliminals but was not completely convinced yet.

This was followed by about a week or 2 of some of the most bitchy, nit picky fighting that we have ever had as a couple. This really took me by surprise because we always get along! We are that couple that everybody always uses as an example of the ridiculously happy marriage. I’m glad to say that we talked it out and are past it, but I’m thinking there was a blockage there that was keeping us from getting down and dirty, and the subliminals forced that to the surface so we would have to deal with it.

I’m coming up now on a month of 3-4 hours of silent every day when we get home from work, and at least 4 hours of rain at night when she is sleeping. A new development I’ve noticed in the last week is that she will just reach out absent mindedly while we are doing normal stuff – watching tv, doing the dishes, etc, and feel my dick. I’m wondering if she is checking to see if I have a hardon. I don’t normally walk around with a boner all the time, so she hasn’t grabbed me when I’m hard yet. I’m interested to see what happens when she does.

I have been playing everything without her knowledge, just out of curiosity to see what would happen, not because I feel like I need to hide anything from her. We already have a pretty healthy sex life, which includes D/s and hypno play so nothing about this would be a problem with her. I’m wondering if you would be alright with making the files that I have paid for available for me to play for her, without the subliminal encoding. I’d like her to be able to hear exactly what she’s hearing when I tell her that I’m playkng subliminals. She’s super detail oriented and I know that will be the first question she has. Plus, I think even just listening to 20 minutes of un-encoded cock worship affirmations would get her pretty hot and bothered!

Back to my original feeling of frustration. I read the description more carefully and I realized that she was doing all of the things that the file tells her to do. I was expecting BJs and getting upset that I wasn’t getting them. But, she is touching and stroking my cock much more frequently than before I started playing the subliminals, and I have a feeling we have worked through some of the things that were holding us back from enjoying sexy time more frequently. I’m getting an oral file and swallow, which I will add to the rotation, to get her into the mood to worship my boner the way I expect her to.

I realize this review got really long. Please feel free to edit in what way you see fit. Also, if I can get the un-encoded files as mentioned that would be really appreciated. Thanks and kick some ass on the 20th!

 

The Most Inspirational Review of 2017 goes to FM, whose wife has found a love of ditzy, brainless sex thanks to Curious Bimbo. FM is training his wife to be something truly special, and her response to the training files was wonderfully inspirational:

So we’ve been married for over a decade now, and while there have been brief flashes of the slutty bimbo hiding in my wife, nothing has brought it out… until I started playing this file and a couple of others around the house, after 2 weeks of exposure out of the blue she comes home with a pair of heels telling me how she wants to dress nicer because of all the things I do for her. Now mind you, this is a mother of 4 who hasn’t taken the time to dress for anything outside of pure practicality for almost 9 years. Calling our sex life slightly vanilla would be like saying Napoleon was slightly french. But once again after 8 weeks of the file she started asking me to “Please give me an orgasm so my mind will go blank again.” Last night was the greatest moment ever, after begging me to “Cum all over me.” and “Lick my pussy, and kiss me so I can taste my lust.” she exploded, soaking the bed when I asked if she was happy becoming my Bimbo Cumslut.

Trainher, I and all the other men who use this site cannot thank you enough for how you’ve truly helped our marriages.

 

And the hands-down winner of Best Review Ever (2017) goes to Louis, whose playing of Bare Down There got TWO wives to shave their pussies for their husbands!

My wife and I have been using hypno and subliminal training files for many years on and off some with her knowledge some without…All with her consent..I use an Android Phone lined in surround sound speakers… Silent files…volume way up til right before any noise is noticed (love the 3rd Gen. Files..very quiet)
I ‘ve been running files one at a time on repeat 24/7 until I notice an affect…
Bare Down There I ran for about 8 days before the wife asked me to help make her smooth..hehehe I was thrilled…I setup for the task..This was an erotic thrill for both..I tell you I watched her clit swell up and her puss started drooling before I even finished.The sex was outstanding and she even commented than she felt every little sensation magnified!…
This was great..she had mentioned the experience to our daugher in-law (We live with her and our son)
She told my wife she had gotten tired of her bush and wacked it off 2 days ago!!! and “Having it bare down there had her horny as hell she couldn’t wait to scrub her snatch on our son!!!” This told me the file works!!! The sound setup works!!! Everyone can be affected…(some sooner than others AND unintended…my lucky son)….Thanx SWT

 

Final Notes

It’s midnight, and my surgery is in seven hours. Since I found out about the hole in my heart and got a surgery date and let you guys know what has been happening, the support you’ve given me has been incredible. I am truly blessed to have found a community of men with similar interests and life experiences who care for each other and are willing to at least take the time and send an email asking how a comrade is doing. Thank you everyone. If the files I make have made your life any better, then I know that I can die on the operating table having done good in this world, and making a difference. And if the universe sees fit to let me make it to tomorrow night, then I know I’ve been given more time to keep doing what I’m doing, and try making more wives into the porn-star sex goddesses we all wish they would be.

Thank you everyone. It’s been a hell of a ride. I hope I’m still on it this time tomorrow.

 

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The Waiting is the Hardest Part

Wow. I didn’t think that title would bring a lot of feels with it, but with the recent passing of Tom Petty, it hit a little harder than it might have.

My surgeon called yesterday and let me know that an emergency surgery had taken my slot in the schedule. My surgery has been pushed back 24 hours.

 

I respect a man who knows he can do one good surgery a day — I wouldn’t want to be under the knife if he had already exhausted himself with an earlier procedure. But it also means 24 hours of going through as many insane worst case scenarios as my brain can come up with (and as evidenced on this site, my brain has a vivid imagination!).

So, to reward my wallet for waiting 24 hours, I am rewarding your wives’ minds with 24% off our entire product line for the rest of the day (and up until 7:00 am tomorrow morning, CST).

I will have the contest winners announced tonight.

 

Happy training!

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Trainer’s Notes

Happy Friday the 13th!

 

A few notes to remind everyone about everything going on here at SubliminalWifeTraining.com. Let’s ignore the whole “SWT is going into heart surgery on Thursday” part, though, because that scares the hell out of me.

Contests

2nd Annual Best Review Ever contest closes on Monday. Everyone who submits a product review (regardless of how many stars you give it), gets a $5 gift certificate for a future purchase. Three winners will be selected, and they’ll all get a coupon for 1 free product of their choice.

Yay, We Sell Fleshlights! contest is underway and closes on Sunday night at midnight. Every single product purchased between 10/12 and that date gives you one entry (bundles count as 3 or 4 entries, depending on how many products are in the bundle), and on Monday one entry will be selected. The winner gets the Fleshlight sex toy of their choice, to celebrate our becoming affiliates with their sales network.

Raw Audio

By popular demand, we are making the complete audio collection of our unmasked files available for sale. What you’ll get there are the vocals and sound effects, plus the entire affirmation list for each file we sell. So far, I’ve uploaded Anal, Cock Worship, and Group Play files. I’m going to try and get them all up by end of the weekend. Each file is just $19.99… and most of you won’t want these or need these, but for some of our trainers, they use hypnosis and other audio manipulation techniques in their training, and these files will be valuable for them. Check them out in the Raw Audio category.

Forum

Would any of you be interested in having a discussion forum for the site? We could host it here, or put up a Reddit subreddit for it, or create a Fetlife group discussion. Let us know at trainher@subliminalwifetraining.com. If I survive the surgery, we’ll look into doing this, so our trainers can start better sharing their successes, struggles, and training methods.

 

Have a great weekend!

 

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Your path to group sex has just been upgraded to 3rd Gen

We just finished upgrading Bicurious 3.0 and Curious About Threesomes 3.0. These files when combined will give any husband the best chance he’s ever had toward experiencing the reality of having multiple women crawling over his body at the same time, without cheating on wife, because she’ll be one of the women! In truth, you just need Curious About Threesomes to get her to start thinking and fantasizing about menage a trois and threesome opportunities, but when I tried that with my wife, our first three-way ended up being MMF — with my best bud and I fucking my wife’s brains into one slutty orgasm after another.  That’s why I’d recommend using Bicurious as well, because that will have your wife thinking more and more about women, women’s bodies, how sexy they are, how turned on she gets looking at them, how much she’d love to try sex with one…. with you…

It’s truly win/win.

We’re two weeks out from my heart surgery, and to tell the truth, I’m terrified as fuck. I am receiving dozens of letters from you guys encouraging me, telling me about similar surgeries you’ve had or heard of, and just generally doing an amazing job of keeping my spirits up, and all I can do there is say “Thank you, thank you, thank you.” Plus, remind everyone that everything’s 20% off until the surgery on 10/20. After that I gotta go back to full price to pay for it!!!

You guys are the best. I’m the luckiest guy in the world.

(You hear that, Universe? LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD. That means I survive this surgery, ok?)

😐

(Ok, this guy is pretty damn lucky, too, I gotta admit!)

 

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Bicurious Updated to 3rd Gen, Review Contest Continues

We updated the Bicurious product to 3rd gen, today. Curious About Threesomes will be updated tomorrow. These files are best used together if you’re looking to start adding partners to your sexual play with your wife. Bi-Curious gets her to start thinking about other women sexually, and give her honest feelings of arousal and lust when she looks at beautiful, naked women, which she’ll begin feeling compelled to do. It won’t turn her lesbian, though, just give her a healthy love of of the female body, and the faintest sense that she should share that love with you.

Bicurious 3.0 is regularly $24.99, but everything’s on sale this week, so you can get it for less if you want.

We’re having a contest!

The 2nd Annual Best Review Ever contest is in full swing, and we are seeing some amazing reviews. If you’ve ever trained your wife with any of our products, leave an honest review (I will cry at sub 5-star ratings, but accept them as opportunities to improve things). We’re giving out three prizes, each one a free copy of any one product. In addition, every review you write gets you a $5 gift certificate off your next purchase. Write five reviews, get $25 off!

Also, if you are in the current beta test cycle, especially group C, please get your test results to me so we can start compiling them. Hasn’t been too promising so far in that group, sadly. :/

 

Happy training!

 

SWT

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Call for Reviews: Cock Worship is now 3rd Gen!

In upgrading our product library to the new 3rd generation methodology, I realized that none of the cock worship files have a single review. This isn’t entirely uncommon: the vast majority of reviews we get are for Dreamslut or Horny Right Now. But it surprised me because this is a file set I created not because I wanted more handjobs from my wife (well, ok, yeah, I do!), but because she gives AMAZING hand jobs, and I wanted to make a product that would give other men what I have: a wife who will routinely pull out her favorite massage oil, strip me down, and then make an evening out of seeing how hard she can make me, how much precum she can force from my cock as I quiver uncontrollably from her constant attention to it, and how big of an explosion she can make when I finally blow my load all over her.

I also realized that we don’t have a bundle for the cock worship files. SO… to remedy both of these situations, we’ve created a new Cock Worship Bundle where you can get Curious About Cock Worship, Enjoy Cock Worship, and Addicted to Cock Worship at one very low price! You totally need to go check that out. Our 3rd Generation recordings give you subliminal affirmations at both the supersonic and the subsonic levels. There are real human women repeating “yes” and moaning over and over to heighten your wife’s subconscious acceptance of everything she’s listening too, and the silent files are now nearly entirely silent — no more pops or hisses!

On top of that, we are going to host our (annual now, since we did something like it last year)  “Best Review Ever!” contest.

Here’s how it works:  Write a review of a product you’ve trained your wife with (of course, you need to have actually have purchased whichever product you review). Enter as many times as you like, the sky’s the limit! You have until 10/15 to enter (because I’m headed into surgery at the end of the week and we need time for judging!) and then we’ll announce the winners on the morning of 10/19.

Prizes:

We’ll give away a coupon for 1 free product of your choice to the reviewer who writes

  1. The Best Review Ever
  2. The Most Inspirational Review
  3. The Most Revealing/Intimate Review

In addition, everyone who writes a review will get a coupon for $5 off their next purchase — one for every review they write. If you write 10 reviews, you can get the new Cock Worship Bundle for free! (Oh, and did I mention, I sure hope someone writes reviews for those products!)

And that actually brings up an important point: be honest. These files don’t always work as well as we’d like. Some women respond more strongly to subliminal programming than others do. Some women respond very positively to certain affirmations and very negatively toward others (my wife, as you know, completely absorbed Oral Sex and Masturbation training, but utterly rejected Porn training). It’s ok to leave a 1-star review. Just be honest in your evaluation, and that in and of itself will help us build a better product in the future, because I use all of this feedback when I’m crafting new files.

That’s it for today. Have a great weekend everyone, and if you don’t have the Cock Worship Bundle yet, get it while it’s still on sale!

 

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(Literally) Broken-Hearted

Long-time followers of this site remember when I used to blog about my training sessions with my wife. They read as I tried various methodologies with her, placed speakers in various parts of the house, and began the process of generating the file library that we offer here at this site. They’ll recall hearing about how my wife found out she was being trained, and even though she went bat-shit insane at the idea, she realized I had been doing it to try and save our relationship. She accepted more training, and she’s been a partner in the business ever since, helping write some of the scripts and allowing her mind to be an open book when new files are being developed.

Since the site went “commercial” I’ve posted less and less about our personal lives, but it’s cropped up here and there. Earlier this year I mentioned that my ability to put files out was being hampered by a 150-mile (each way!) commute, and then early this summer I posted about our need to build out a better recording studio (spoiler: you guys ROCK, and we got nearly everything we needed!). But other than that, we’re pretty private folk and keep to ourselves. If I’m not mentioning what’s going on at home, it’s because everything’s going the way it ought to.

That changed recently.

Back in the middle of summer, I had what seemed like a really bad allergy attack. Except, it didn’t go away. The wheezing and coughing and sneezing turned into something like pneumonia as a deep clogging blech just filled my lungs and made me hack and cough all day lung with tons of productive phlegm and gross crap coming out every time. I was shorter and shorter of breath up until the point where I became literally winded just getting up to go to the bathroom or pick up one of my kids.

Then at work, one day, I was at a meeting, and I fell asleep at the meeting. Mind you, this is something I just don’t do. Not only that, but when it was my turn to speak, I couldn’t think of the right words to say… and not because of lack of preparation, but because I couldn’t remember how to say the right words. I would start saying something, realize it was the wrong thing and try to restart the sentence mid-word, which made it sound like I was stuttering. I texted my wife, “I’ve developed a stutter.”

Then, my eyes got jittery. By that, I mean I would look at a stationary object, like a coffee cup, or a pencil… and it would be moving all zig-zag and crazy like. Like this:

At that point, my wife had had enough. She rushed to my work, came and got me, and said, “We’re going to the urgent care.”

When we got to the urgent care, I told the doctor what I’ve just told you, and he said, “My God, man. Why are you here? You need to be at the ER. Stat!” (Stat is a medical term meaning, “Wizard is about to die.”)

They rushed me to the hospital, where I got tested for an aneurism (nope!), a possible allergic reaction to a new allergy medicine (nope, but ironic, right?), or a stroke (nope) or… and hey, why isn’t my blood pressure going down even though they’ve got me on a ton of blood-pressure medicine?

So they tested my kidneys to see if they weren’t processing my medicines right (nope!) and then they tested my heart to see if it was… oh. shit. Why is that valve…broken? Not just broken, but… shredded?

From somewhere in the bowels of the hospital they summoned a cardiologist to come and explain to me that I had an actual broken heart. My four-cylinder engine had a broken gasket, and blood was going the wrong way down a one-way street.

For those who are medically minded, I have what is known as a “flayed mitral valve.” For those who aren’t, think about it this way: there are 4 chambers in the heart, and when your heart beats, it’s really pushing blood in or out of one of those chambers. The mitral valve is the connection from one chamber to another. It opens, blood shoots through, and it closes, preventing blood from regurgitating back into the old valve. There are little strands of muscle and tissue that do the opening and closing called chordae. Except my chordae are torn in several spots, and the valve doesn’t close right, and every three-or-four times my heart beats… blood backwashes the wrong way.

Left untreated, my broken heart is going to kill me.

Now, I have a morbid, morbid sense of humor. That part of me says I should just jump out right now and say “Before I die, though, the Oral Sex Bundle has been updated with all-new 3rd generation files! Get it today!” But that would be crude. Funny, but crude.

My wife is terrified. We have pretty good insurance, but there’s a big deductible that started to come down hard on me for the hospital stay I had in July. We have pretty good insurance, but the rest of that deductible will come due when I have heart surgery on October 20th to try and repair it. We have pretty good insurance, but that doesn’t negate the fear and anxiety that comes from knowing that in little more than a month, a surgeon is going to slice me open, stick metal tools into my chest, and literally try to cross-stitch my heart back together.

What this means to you:

We’re going to keep pushing out the 3rd generation product line, upgrading all our old files as quickly as possible, but there won’t be any new files coming out in the next 30 days. We’re going to stop accepting custom orders for the time being, but we will bust ass trying to close out the open custom orders still in the queue (and apologies to you guys, thanks for your patience).

If I die…

If I die the site will go on. I’m training my wife in something new this month: how to do the mastering of our files. She will continue putting out new files, and will reach out to our core of beta testers to do all of the testing that I originally used her for. I hope you treat her right… you all owe her a little bit for the hoops her brain learned to jump through on your behalf. :p

In the meantime, I’ve put a Fundly.com site up asking for folks to help cover the costs of the hospital stay, the hotel costs for my family while I’m in the hospital (it’s half a state away from where we live) and the loss of income from being out of work for 3-4 weeks (!) after surgery (best case scenario).

For those of you who don’t care about any of that shit and are just here for the mind-fuckery, you can help just by buying something, and to make that easier for you to do, I’ve put Everything in the store on sale for 20% off. Sale price will be reflected on every item.

For those of you who care, but want to donate without being a part of some crowd-sourcing mumbo jumbo, you can always just send us a Paypal to SubliminalSexTraining@gmail.com

And if you want to help out with the Fundly.com, then please send me an email (either the subliminalsextraining@gmail.com our our official email here, trainher@subliminalwifetraining.com) and I’ll send you the link. Because we’ll be sharing that campaign with the general public, we want to try and keep it separate from the business here, as I’m sure many of you understand.

Whether I die or not, I want every one of you to know that I am constantly humbled and amazed at your support. The testimonials we get are mind-blowing. The letters and correspondence we get from folks offering audio engineer advice is gratefully accepts, and we always get folks encouraging us, offering to help, extending hands of friendship and I am overwhelmed with this community every day — even though we’re all degenerate perverts, we’re good people. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

And now the morbid humor part of me wants to end by saying, “And since life slammed it up my ass this summer, be on the lookout for our next 3rd generation updates: the anal sex line!”