There is a certain appeal to a woman who is big-boobed, heavily make-upped, horny as fuck, and dumb as a rock. They call women like that bimbos, and for many men, marrying a bimbo is like trying to catch and ride a unicorn: even if they existed, it just doesn’t happen. Until today. Our new file, Curious Bimbo is the perfect intro into a bimbo lifestyle for your wife, and is the most technologically advanced, powerful product we have ever produced. This thing will knock her intellectualism on its ass and convince her that being sexy, giggly, air-headed, and horny is just… the best thing ever.
With Curious Bimbo, your wife is going to start thinking about dyeing her hair platinum blonde, painting her nails and lips candy red. Oh, she’s going to have a thing about candy. Specifically, thinking about your cock like a big, yummy lollipop. You’ll know it’s working because she’s going to say a word she has never said before in reference to your cock. You’ll know it when you hear it.
She’s going to start giggling more, be hornier and sluttier than ever. She’ll actually start thinking about getting bigger boobs. She’s going to want to masturbate all the time. She’ll love the fact that she is a horny little slut for you, because she’s a bimbo, and bimbos love being fucked by their husbands!
Now, here’s the best part: it may very well be *impossible* to turn an intelligent woman into a bubble-brained bimbo permanently. So we don’t even try. We go completely around her mind’s defenses by telling her that she wants to PRETEND to be a bimbo to please you sexually. And while that’s running, while her mind is accepting all the things she’s going to pretend to like and role-play to the extreme with you, guess what?
Her mind is still accepting the thousands of affirmations pouring into it every hour.
Some of those affirmations include:
Yes. I can pretend to be a bimbo for my husband.
Yes. My husband loves it if I giggle like a ditzy blonde all the time.
Yes. Bimbos love having sex.
Yes. I love having sex.
Yes. I am becoming a bimbo!
Yes. I am getting horny because I’m becoming a bimbo.
Yes. Being a bimbo is sexy.
Yes. I like sex!
Yes. I totally want to masturbate right now.
Yes. Bimbos want to masturbate all the time!
Yes. Bimbos are silly little sluts.
Yes. I love thinking about pretending to be a bimbo.
Yes. I want to dye my hair platinum blonde like a bimbo.
Look, we didn’t even use computer-generated voices for the female voices on this one. No, we needed real life women giggling and moaning and being just… happy to be bimbos repeating their affirmations over and over, and then we layered it into a SIXTEEN TRACK program. There are so many affirmations and laughs and moans and sex and a strong male voice telling her to “Listen. Learn. Accept. Obey.” It’s mind-blowing how powerful this file is. Take a listen!
Curious Bimbo comes with our traditional Crackling Fire, Roaring Ocean, Silent Subliminal, and Soothing Rainstorm flavors. Every file is named “Curious About Biology” for your privacy and convenience.