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Bigger, Better, Hornier than Ever: HORNY RIGHT NOW 3.0

Introducing the newest, best-ever version of Horny Right Now, our best-selling product designed to slowly change your wife into an insatiable sex-craving slut. Now even better with:

  • Improved high-pass filtering (No more awful noise on the silent file!)
  • Two layers of subliminal masking (Double the voices, double the inaudible wavelengths!)
  • Recorded with human women’s voices (Real emotion in the vocal tracks = POWERFUL)
  • Intense new YES track (Over and over, women moaning and saying the word YES)

That, plus all the features Horny Right Now is already known for:

Hundreds of affirmations telling her that she’s horny RIGHT NOW. She needs to fuck RIGHT NOW. She needs to masturbate RIGHT NOW. Her ass craves a cock in it RIGHT NOW. Her fingers are itching to dig themselves into her sopping wet pussy RIGHT NOW. The sounds of women having powerful orgasms in the background. Strong commands informing her that this is how she is, how she has always been, and how she’ll be from now on: a horny, submissive cum-slut. Between that and the overlaying “Yes” affirmations, her subconscious mind will be overwhelmed and overcome by a need to have sex with her husband, as often as she can get it.

We have had scores of great reviews for this in the past. The most recent one came late last month:

Dear SWT,
My wife and I have used hypnosis/training files before voice as well as subliminal..
Been a couple of years now .
So I purchased this one a while ago..didnt tell her..hehehe…been playing the silent on surround sound in the bedroom…She woke up yesterday telling me about a dream she had where she wanted and needed to get off, But couldn’t find the privacy in her dream to act on it…I noticed her touching herself as she told me this dream!!!
She told me she was hornier than she’s been in a long time..I barely got it inside her and she exploded in orgasm!!!
please send me a copy of this script..

Horny Right Now comes with silent, roaring ocean, crackling fire, and soothing rainstorm files, all available via MP3 upon purchase. The files are named “Happiness Right Now” for your privacy and convenience. Regularly $29.99, it’s on sale this weekend for just $24.99. Gentlemen… Start her engines.

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OMG! WHERE DID THE SUN GO?!

We are sacrificing profits to try and bring back the sun! From now until the sun comes back (probably an hour?), EVERYTHING on the site is 50% off! (Except custom files. Those things are moon-proof, and wizards).

I’m going to go hide in a cave with my wife and get some superior oral while I pray for the sun to return.

 

 

UPDATE:

The sale gods have heard our prayers. The sun has returned, and prices are back to normal. Thank you for helping us save the earth!

🙂

 

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Are You Ready to Rock? Are You Ready to BE ROCK HARD?

Ok so I listened to the file off and on couple times a day for the past week; once in the morning, once over lunch and on the way home. On wednesday in the shower as I listened to the file I realized I was becoming erect during my shower, this was exciting as I had planned on meeting with my sexy lil thing later that night and before she showed that evening I listened to it at least 4 more time. with in minutes of beginning I was all ready growing and after 45 min she commented on how big and hard I actually was. We spent the next hour or so enjoying the effects and I couldnt be happier! I have dealt with ED due to a back injury for several years and have taken pills used pumps etc with not always the best results. I do hope the effect is long term! from this guys point of view very much a success!

Most of the files I produce are for me, in that I want my wife to do something sexy, and I script a subliminal to program her mind just the way I like it. But Rock of Ages is ACTUALLY for me, and for any other man who finds that as he gets older, it’s a little more difficult to get the one-eyed trench-fighter in the battle of the sexes to rise to the occasion. Rock of Ages is designed to do everything those guy-throwing-footballs-through-a-tire pills are supposed to: give you harder, stronger, longer erections and make it easier to start growing when you need one. I can’t make your dick bigger, but I sure as hell can help make the dick you’ve got, a little better.

Rock of Ages uses our new 3rd generation mastering techniques, which includes a much cleaner, more quiet “silent” file, a custom-designed track with nothing but ladies moaning sexually and stating “Yes,” over and over, which is proven to make these files considerably more effective, and — for the first time ever! — the entire affirmation list is printed on the product page. Just click “More information” at the bottom of the page.

I think this is one of the best files we’ve ever produced, and I think it will end up being one of the most popular. We’ve got it on sale through the end of August, so if you want to have bigger, better, bolder boners for only $19.99, then you should click right here: Rock of Ages.

 

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Let’s Make Her a Little More Curious, Shall We? SALE!

Are you ready to end the summer with a bang? Is it time to start training your wife with a new behavior or sexual desire? You can start this weekend, and make her curious about all sorts of things, because we’ve put every “Curious” product on sale through the end of Monday! Take 15% off Curious About Oral Sex, Bi-Curious, Curious Bimbo or any of our 15 different Curious training files, and enjoy seeing the changes that come.

Our Curious line is designed for women who have never tried — or possibly never even contemplated a particular sexual act before, either because of religious indoctrination, parental rules, or any of a variety of reasons. My wife had set anal as a definite NO when we got married. Three weeks into Curious About Anal and she was pressing her ass against my cock when we were going doggy style. Five weeks into it, she asked me to press my finger against her bud. Eight weeks in, we popped her anal cherry.

All it takes is time and exposure. These files expose her to the idea that something is all right to try. They remind her that in today’s society, it’s not taboo to have great sex with her husband any more. They tickle her mind over and over again with tantalizing thoughts, naughty fantasies, and constant encouragement to at least try something new. Nine times out of ten, once they try it, they’re going to like it.

If you’ve wanted her to do something new and exciting, but she’s just not into your ideas, here’s your chance to put those ideas where they can do the most good: deep inside her subconscious. And for this weekend only, do it for 15% off. What are you waiting for?!