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OMG! WHERE DID THE SUN GO?!

We are sacrificing profits to try and bring back the sun! From now until the sun comes back (probably an hour?), EVERYTHING on the site is 50% off! (Except custom files. Those things are moon-proof, and wizards).

I’m going to go hide in a cave with my wife and get some superior oral while I pray for the sun to return.

 

 

UPDATE:

The sale gods have heard our prayers. The sun has returned, and prices are back to normal. Thank you for helping us save the earth!

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Let’s Make Her a Little More Curious, Shall We? SALE!

Are you ready to end the summer with a bang? Is it time to start training your wife with a new behavior or sexual desire? You can start this weekend, and make her curious about all sorts of things, because we’ve put every “Curious” product on sale through the end of Monday! Take 15% off Curious About Oral Sex, Bi-Curious, Curious Bimbo or any of our 15 different Curious training files, and enjoy seeing the changes that come.

Our Curious line is designed for women who have never tried — or possibly never even contemplated a particular sexual act before, either because of religious indoctrination, parental rules, or any of a variety of reasons. My wife had set anal as a definite NO when we got married. Three weeks into Curious About Anal and she was pressing her ass against my cock when we were going doggy style. Five weeks into it, she asked me to press my finger against her bud. Eight weeks in, we popped her anal cherry.

All it takes is time and exposure. These files expose her to the idea that something is all right to try. They remind her that in today’s society, it’s not taboo to have great sex with her husband any more. They tickle her mind over and over again with tantalizing thoughts, naughty fantasies, and constant encouragement to at least try something new. Nine times out of ten, once they try it, they’re going to like it.

If you’ve wanted her to do something new and exciting, but she’s just not into your ideas, here’s your chance to put those ideas where they can do the most good: deep inside her subconscious. And for this weekend only, do it for 15% off. What are you waiting for?!