Help Us Help You!

Greetings trainers!

As many of you know, the sound quality on our files — especially our silent files — needs work. In addition to that, we’ve discovered more than three new ways to embed subliminal messages into an MP3 file that will make the products we offer indescribably more powerful.  Later this month, my wife and I are moving into a new home, much closer to my day-job, which will give me the time I need to dedicate time to making more, better content for all of us.

We need a little help, though. A better computer for recording and mixing audio files. A better sound system for testing the files we make — to ensure there isn’t that nasty hiss and pop coming out of the silent files. Soundproofing materials to make the recording studio professional grade.

Here’s where you come in. If you want top help us to make higher quality files, want to help us remaster our existing files with even better subliminal techniques, or just want to see what new and depraved things we can train our wives to do, then please go check out the fundraising site we’ve set up at Fundly.com:

https://fundly.com/help-us-build-a-new-recording-studio

Fundly will allow you to donate anonymously — I’ll see the names and emails of the folks who give, but no one else will. Your personal information, as always, is of utmost concern to us, and we will respect your privacy utterly.

We just finished the store’s 2nd year… A celebration post (and prizes!) will be coming later in the month. Stay tuned!