OMG! WHERE DID THE SUN GO?!

We are sacrificing profits to try and bring back the sun! From now until the sun comes back (probably an hour?), EVERYTHING on the site is 50% off! (Except custom files. Those things are moon-proof, and wizards).

I’m going to go hide in a cave with my wife and get some superior oral while I pray for the sun to return.

 

 

UPDATE:

The sale gods have heard our prayers. The sun has returned, and prices are back to normal. Thank you for helping us save the earth!

🙂