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Get Your Wife Addicted to Sex Toys, and Win a Free Sex Toy! (Plus, Bundle Pricing!)

Hey Everyone! Huge news today!

First: the entire Sex Toy product line has been upgraded to our 3rd Gen recording methods. That means MORE human voices moaning and whispering “yes” to your wife’s psyche; quieter silent files hitting on more subliminal frequencies; and more interlaced affirmation tracks making every single file an order of magnitude more powerful than our last version. How do I know? Well, my wife used to be against watching porn (I’ve blogged about that here and elsewhere) and she was never really into using sex toys at all.

But now?

 

 

Whoops! She gave away our big news! We’re now authorized affiliates of Fleshlight. If you want sex toys for yourself or your wife, we can help you out with that. Which leads to BIG NEWS ITEM #2, a new contest!  WIN THE SEX TOY OF YOUR CHOICE WITH ANY PURCHASE THIS WEEKEND!

Wow! Ok, so let’s break everything down.

Sex Toy Bundle

First and foremost: You can get the entire set of our four sex-toy subliminal training products (Curious, Enjoy, Initiate and Addicted) for just $74.99 — which is $20 less than buying them separately. In fact, with the “help me pay for heart surgery” sale we’re having, the bundle is even cheaper than that right now, so go check it out! Sex Toy Bundle 3.0 is available now!

My Favorite Toy

It’s no secret I’m a HUGE fan of the Fleshlight and the funny part is… by itself, it’s just ok. But when my wife is milking my cock for all it’s worth with it, hot holy damn that feels amazing. Well, we’ve made a marketing deal with Fleshlight. Whenever I say good things about them (like now) they’ll send me a little bit of money if anyone listening ends up buying one. That’s win/win for everybody. And the best part? They sell toys for women too, so if your wife listens to the sex toy files and comes to you asking if you’ll get her one, you can click this link right her:

And I’ll get a little “thank you” cut in the mail. 🙂  I’ll put a link to their site somewhere over on the sidebar too, but probably not until after my surgery.

Contest: Win a Fleshlight!

And so then here’s the final item. Since the sex toy line is brand new, and since I’m now officially “selling” Fleshlights, I figured we could consummate this deal with a contest. From now until 11:59 pm, Sunday night, 10/15/2017, anyone who purchases anything on our site will be entered into a contest to win the sex toy of their choice on the Fleshlight site. You’ll get one entry per product you buy — and don’t worry, bundles are worth the total number of files in each one, so the Sex Toy Bundle will get you four entries, for instance. I’ll contact the winner Monday morning to find out his address and what toy he wants, then we’ll announce the winner on Thursday when we announce the winners of the Best Review Ever contest. That contest, by the way, is still going on, and ends Sunday night too. We’ll send out the $5 gift cards to everyone who submitted a review during the contest period on Monday, after the entry period ends.

 

So much busy, so many opportunities to win, and so many ways to train your wife. Let’s get to it.

 

Happy training,

 

SWT

 

 

 

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The Watch Porn Series is now 3rd Gen – and Bundle Priced!

It’s getting cold outside. Fall is here, and winter is coming. That means you’re going to want to start cuddling up with your wife and sit on the couch and watch a nice hot porno with her while she strokes your cock and whispers how hot those two lesbians look in your ear. And to help you achieve that dream scenario, we’ve updated all of our Watch Porn subliminal wife training files with our new 3rd generation mastering methods. To make it even better, we’ve bundled all three of them into a nice “Netflix and Chill” training package… if by “Netflix” you mean Xhamster, and if by “Chill” you mean “Fuck like rabbits.”

You can get all three individually, but the Watch Porn Bundle 3.0 will give you the three files listed for just $59.99 (even lower right now while everything’s on sale!). With the bundle you’ll get ALL of the files that come with:

Curious About Porn 3.0 – Curious About Porn has special affirmations designed to do three things: instruct your wife about the fact that watching porn is natural, it’s something everybody does, and that she’d probably enjoy it if she watched it.

Enjoy Watching Porn 3.0 – This file will take any casual viewer of porn and turn her into regular connoisseur.  She’ll wake up feeling like looking up porn, she’ll spend time on her phone, computer, and pretty much everywhere else either searching for x-rated videos, or fantasizing about how hot and horny she’s going to be when she finally gets a chance to pop one in to watch.

Addicted to Porn 3.0 – Addicted to Porn file takes a regular enjoyment of watching porn and transforms it into a more-than-daily habit that is impossible to break. With regular listening, your wife will start watching (or wanting desperately to watch when she can’t) porn every morning when she gets up, every lunch break, every evening, and every time she has sex with you.

 

There’s only one week left in the “Best Review Ever” contest. Come review some of the products, get a $5 off coupon for each review left, and the chance to win the product of your choice! All reviews need to be written by 10/15, so we can judge and announce winners on 10/19.

 

 

 

 

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Masturbation Series Updated to 3rd Gen

We have just finished updating all of the masturbation training files to the 3rd generation version. What this means, is that each file has both supersonic and subsonic subliminal messages embedded in them. Each file has four computer-generated women’s voices speaking their affirmations, while three real human women repeat “Yes” over and over, moaning each time they say it. Each file has several women orgasming hard in the background. They all have been cleansed during mastering to remove almost entirely any hissing or popping in their silent versions.

In short, these are the most powerful subliminal training files we’ve ever offered.  You can get each file individually if you want, but buying them in the bundle will save you about $20.

Curious About Masturbation 3/0 – Designed for women who have never masturbated at all. Raised in strict religious families, or other situations where touching themselves was just not taught or tolerated, these women see masturbating as a taboo they probably feel very uncomfortable breaching. We created Curious About Masturbation specifically for women who have never tried to self-pleasure, and are too frightened to even try.

Enjoy Masturbation 3.0 – A subliminal training file that will help take a woman who masturbates infrequently (for whatever reason) and help her find the joy in self-pleasure. She’ll start dreaming about fingering herself in her sleep, she’ll start thinking about touching herself whenever she’s in the shower. All day she’s going to be thinking about playing with herself, and when she does, she’s going to realize just how much she loves bringing herself to orgasm.

Addicted to Masturbation 3.0 – This file takes any woman who enjoys masturbating, and builds in her a compulsion. A drive. An irresistible urge to finger-fuck herself every time she can.

The Masturbation Bundle 3.0 is just $59.99 — but you can get it right now for even lower while everything’s on sale!