Hey Everyone! Huge news today!
First: the entire Sex Toy product line has been upgraded to our 3rd Gen recording methods. That means MORE human voices moaning and whispering “yes” to your wife’s psyche; quieter silent files hitting on more subliminal frequencies; and more interlaced affirmation tracks making every single file an order of magnitude more powerful than our last version. How do I know? Well, my wife used to be against watching porn (I’ve blogged about that here and elsewhere) and she was never really into using sex toys at all.
Whoops! She gave away our big news! We’re now authorized affiliates of Fleshlight. If you want sex toys for yourself or your wife, we can help you out with that. Which leads to BIG NEWS ITEM #2, a new contest! WIN THE SEX TOY OF YOUR CHOICE WITH ANY PURCHASE THIS WEEKEND!
Wow! Ok, so let’s break everything down.
Sex Toy Bundle
First and foremost: You can get the entire set of our four sex-toy subliminal training products (Curious, Enjoy, Initiate and Addicted) for just $74.99 — which is $20 less than buying them separately. In fact, with the “help me pay for heart surgery” sale we’re having, the bundle is even cheaper than that right now, so go check it out! Sex Toy Bundle 3.0 is available now!
My Favorite Toy
It’s no secret I’m a HUGE fan of the Fleshlight and the funny part is… by itself, it’s just ok. But when my wife is milking my cock for all it’s worth with it, hot holy damn that feels amazing. Well, we’ve made a marketing deal with Fleshlight. Whenever I say good things about them (like now) they’ll send me a little bit of money if anyone listening ends up buying one. That’s win/win for everybody. And the best part? They sell toys for women too, so if your wife listens to the sex toy files and comes to you asking if you’ll get her one, you can click this link right her:
And I’ll get a little “thank you” cut in the mail. 🙂 I’ll put a link to their site somewhere over on the sidebar too, but probably not until after my surgery.
Contest: Win a Fleshlight!
And so then here’s the final item. Since the sex toy line is brand new, and since I’m now officially “selling” Fleshlights, I figured we could consummate this deal with a contest. From now until 11:59 pm, Sunday night, 10/15/2017, anyone who purchases anything on our site will be entered into a contest to win the sex toy of their choice on the Fleshlight site. You’ll get one entry per product you buy — and don’t worry, bundles are worth the total number of files in each one, so the Sex Toy Bundle will get you four entries, for instance. I’ll contact the winner Monday morning to find out his address and what toy he wants, then we’ll announce the winner on Thursday when we announce the winners of the Best Review Ever contest. That contest, by the way, is still going on, and ends Sunday night too. We’ll send out the $5 gift cards to everyone who submitted a review during the contest period on Monday, after the entry period ends.
So much busy, so many opportunities to win, and so many ways to train your wife. Let’s get to it.