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Get Your Wife Addicted to Sex Toys, and Win a Free Sex Toy! (Plus, Bundle Pricing!)

Hey Everyone! Huge news today!

First: the entire Sex Toy product line has been upgraded to our 3rd Gen recording methods. That means MORE human voices moaning and whispering “yes” to your wife’s psyche; quieter silent files hitting on more subliminal frequencies; and more interlaced affirmation tracks making every single file an order of magnitude more powerful than our last version. How do I know? Well, my wife used to be against watching porn (I’ve blogged about that here and elsewhere) and she was never really into using sex toys at all.

But now?



Whoops! She gave away our big news! We’re now authorized affiliates of Fleshlight. If you want sex toys for yourself or your wife, we can help you out with that. Which leads to BIG NEWS ITEM #2, a new contest!  WIN THE SEX TOY OF YOUR CHOICE WITH ANY PURCHASE THIS WEEKEND!

Wow! Ok, so let’s break everything down.

Sex Toy Bundle

First and foremost: You can get the entire set of our four sex-toy subliminal training products (Curious, Enjoy, Initiate and Addicted) for just $74.99 — which is $20 less than buying them separately. In fact, with the “help me pay for heart surgery” sale we’re having, the bundle is even cheaper than that right now, so go check it out! Sex Toy Bundle 3.0 is available now!

My Favorite Toy

It’s no secret I’m a HUGE fan of the Fleshlight and the funny part is… by itself, it’s just ok. But when my wife is milking my cock for all it’s worth with it, hot holy damn that feels amazing. Well, we’ve made a marketing deal with Fleshlight. Whenever I say good things about them (like now) they’ll send me a little bit of money if anyone listening ends up buying one. That’s win/win for everybody. And the best part? They sell toys for women too, so if your wife listens to the sex toy files and comes to you asking if you’ll get her one, you can click this link right her:

And I’ll get a little “thank you” cut in the mail. 🙂  I’ll put a link to their site somewhere over on the sidebar too, but probably not until after my surgery.

Contest: Win a Fleshlight!

And so then here’s the final item. Since the sex toy line is brand new, and since I’m now officially “selling” Fleshlights, I figured we could consummate this deal with a contest. From now until 11:59 pm, Sunday night, 10/15/2017, anyone who purchases anything on our site will be entered into a contest to win the sex toy of their choice on the Fleshlight site. You’ll get one entry per product you buy — and don’t worry, bundles are worth the total number of files in each one, so the Sex Toy Bundle will get you four entries, for instance. I’ll contact the winner Monday morning to find out his address and what toy he wants, then we’ll announce the winner on Thursday when we announce the winners of the Best Review Ever contest. That contest, by the way, is still going on, and ends Sunday night too. We’ll send out the $5 gift cards to everyone who submitted a review during the contest period on Monday, after the entry period ends.


So much busy, so many opportunities to win, and so many ways to train your wife. Let’s get to it.


Happy training,






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Make Every Date a Play Date with Our New Sex Toy Line

The new products keep rolling out! This week we introduce our new sex toy line of high-quality subliminal programming products. Along with the oral sex line, this set of products was developed very specifically for my wife. She wouldn’t touch sex toys when we got married. She had no interest, no desire, would shut down in bed if I tried to introduce them. So I built these products and introduced them to her subconscious first.


Now I get texts and chat messages like this all the time. See, I love knowing that my wife is stimulating herself all day, because it keeps her sex drive at max, and so she is *always* horny for more!

Masturbation 2

Curious About Sex Toys is the first in our new oral sex line. It is an introduction to the topic for women who have no interest in playing with toys, have never had a vibrator, or ben wa balls, or anything! Your wife start thinking about them, fantasizing about using them, and convincing herself that maybe trying to stuff her pussy with a silicone cock isn’t such a bad thing. Curious About Sex Toys is available now for $19.99.

Enjoy Sex Toys increases that curiosity and takes a wife who might let you use a dildo on her once in a while into truly enjoying it herself. As she listens to her training file, your wife will find herself thinking about giving herself orgasms with her toys more often. She’s going to realize that she gets sexual pleasure every time she uses them. She’ll want to include sex toys during foreplay with your regular love-making more and more.  Enjoy Sex Toys retails for $19.99.

Initiate With Sex Toys is an odd duck in the series. This one isn’t so much for wives as it is for husbands. If you love having someone go to town on YOU with a sex toy (I love when my wife forces an orgasm out of me with my Fleshlight), or maybe you enjoy prostate massages as well, or have had one of those mind-blowing Hitachi orgasms, this is for you. Initiate With Sex Toys gives your wife the idea, courage, and desire to start using toys ON YOU. It can be had for just $24.99.

Addicted to Sex Toys is the ultimate toy-trainer. Your wife’s habit is going to be converted into a full-on addiction. She’ll dream every night about using her dildo. She’s going to start wondering about how many orgasms she can get out of her vibrator daily. She’ll wake up every morning craving a day filling her, spend all day daydreaming about teasing herself with one, and she will easily accept that this is the best, greatest addiction of all. All this can be yours for just $24.99

All of our new files have seven tracks playing at the same time, in addition to the masking “flavor.” Four of the tracks are different women repeating the affirmations for each file. The fifth track is a male voice, “instructing” your wife by telling her she will start doing the actions in the affirmations. The final two tracks are women having loud, satisfying sex. The combination of all these voices and sounds are extraordinarily powerful in infiltrating your wife’s mind and psyche, turning her attentions toward the topics you’ve specifically targeted for her to learn.

There are a few more products coming out in this line later this year. Why don’t you add your name to the email list so we can keep you informed when they come? (Use a good anonymous email account!!!) Stay tuned, as we intend on releasing new product lines every week for the rest of the year!