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Confessions…

Well, here we are back up and running!  I apologize, as I was running the black Friday sale I started getting messages the site was down.  When I contacted GoDaddy the first tech told me that it was a DNS propagation issue and that if the site wasn’t back up by Sunday, to call in again.  Sunday morning rolls around, I realize SWT isn’t up and I call in, to be told that the original tech was 100% incorrect, somehow auto renew had been turned off for our annual billing options.  Hm.  So a tidy sum of money later for “restoration” fees and the page is back.  I appreciate all the emails of concern and offers of help SWT being down generated.  I just can’t say it enough:  You guys are AWESOME!!!  The black friday sale was a bust, and I apologize.  To all of you who wrote to me, trying to play in the game, I’ll be sending you all emails with coupon codes for your time and energy.  Some of your responses had me rolling on the floor as I read them.

Confession time, now:  SWT and I enjoyed an amazing, amazing sex life.  He tried the files on me for efficacy and to see if he could modify my behaviors or prompt me to do things in different ways in the bedroom.  The subliminals we tested on me were the jalapeno that adds that perfect dash of heat and spice to an amazing salsa.  I’m dying here.  I’m 2500 miles away from my friends and my family.  When SWT died, literally all physical intimacy–hugs, kisses, hand holding, EVERYTHING– died, too.  It’s been seven weeks and there are days I feel like rolling around in my front yard meowing, seeing if that will attract any attention.  My girlfriends all tell me “Get some toys!  No Shame!!” and believe me you, I’ve been introduced to a couple sites that certainly sparked…hmmm. I don’t know.  I will say they were extremely colorful and eye-opening, and I was pretty sure I had seen it all.  Besides, as good couples know, it’s not just about the “O”, it’s just as much the leading up to it that makes or breaks a sexual encounter.  Toys have their place, and it’s a mindblowing one–but it’s not replacing a partner outright.  At least not in my book.

Anyway, I digress.  I am devoted to you all, and to making SWT run with envelope pushing, effective files.  However, my devotion stops short of enduring the kind of frustration testing those files would leave me in, with absolutely no outlet.  This is where I need my community to rally around again and help me.  I need beta testers, badly.   If you are interested in testing files for me, email me.  Let me know what kind of files you would be willing to try–and would you be flexible in deviating from your typical file type if I were to be rolling something out that I really needed an efficacy check of?  I will select people and place them in groups.  Not every group will test every file; you’ll be given a group number or letter and I’ll assign file testing (and given files) based on that.

This will also be my last public interaction with the site through early January.  I am exhausted.  My life behind the SWT face is in turmoil as I try to tie up loose ends, and bring the business under my name for future  transactions.  My kids are grieving and the two oldest are having really hard times without their dad right now.  I am running around trying to be everyone to everybody, all the time–and to get all the side business done, too. Therefore, I’ve decided that I am going to take a month’s leave starting December 10.  SWT and my wedding anniversary is December 19, we would have been married 8 years.  Then comes Christmas, and the second month (to the day) since he passed.  January 8 is his birthday.  He would have been 49.  I still get head spins when I think of how young he was, and how much life we had in front of us.  We were together for almost 9 years in total (We officially started dating on Feb 14, 2009.)  I am 36.  I never planned for this, everybody.  I still can’t fathom that in the blink of an eye, he will have been gone from my life longer than he was in it.  That at my age, I can live another lifetime and a half from this moment, until it is time to be with him again.

I need time to focus on myself, and to be there for the kids and try to salvage what I can for them from the wreckage that has become this year’s holiday season.  I need to sit down and spend some quality time with the sound mixing software we use to generate the files, and bring myself up to speed.  More than anything, I just need to be able to stare in to space and let the emotions roll through me, without having to worry that they are ill placed and inconvenient for the moment at hand.

In the meanwhile, I will still be active behind the scenes.  I’m working through a crazy huge pile of emails. I WILL get to yours, and respond.  If it takes a bit I apologize, but I am literally sorting through 2 months of digital correspondence.  I really love reading your emails.  So, to that direction, even though I am swamped, keep sending suggestions in, or personal anecdotes.  Send me an email if you’re interested in being a beta tester.  I will be updating emails and making some changes while I’m on leave, so keep an eye out for those.

 

Happy Holidays, everyone!  Be safe and I can’t wait to see you in the new year!!  xoxoxoxo

 

Coupon: Jollyholidays (25% off) Now-December 26

 

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Black Friday Announcement

Hi Everyone,

I apologize for the extended absence, my mom is in town for the holiday week and I’m trying to use the time to get as much wrapped up, neatly as I can, before I am back to doing this all solo.  I wish SWT, in his infinite wisdom, had at least had the foresight to magic up a maid for me before checking out!  The nerve, I tell you!!

I’ve been watching sales from my phone, and it seems like the thankyou coupon is getting good use.  I’m so glad! I can’t tell you how much I appreciate you all:  Your continued support of our site, and the many emails and private comments I have gotten expressing both condolences and the offers of help as I learn to navigate this all on my own–it’s beyond what words can adequately express, and I wake up, every day, humbled and grateful for all of you.  Due to the amount of paperwork, calls, running around, etc–that dealing with the early aftermath of death entails, I’m still going to be AFK for extended periods.  I apologize.  I will respond to your emails as quickly as time allows.  I want to make sure that I can provide thoughtful answers to your questions, not just hastily scribbled emails in the five minutes between appointments.

Now, on to Black Friday.  So guys, while the rest of the world is going crazy fighting over discounted flat screen TVs and Isotoner slippers and whatever else all the big box stores decide to have on offer for the busiest shopping day of the year? I want to do something a little more fun than just standing in line, hoping you get the item you’re wanting.  If you end up standing in one (or many!!) of those lines fear not, you can still log in to the site and play the little “Truth or dare” game I have in mind, to win great discount coupons good for any file on the site.  The answers to the questions can be submitted both by private email or comment,  depending on which you prefer.

 

Are you ready to play?  Here goes…

 

SWT had a fetish that I had NEVER heard of, before we got together.  I didn’t exactly run in innocent circles prior to our meeting, either.  It has been briefly touched on at various times in this site.  What absolutely revved SWT’s engine, guys?  Look “Deep in to your mind” and the answer might make itself clear.

 

Sex is a passion of mine, outside the bedroom as much as in its confines.  I can read data until I am blue in the face,  but it still doesn’t give me a big picture in the same way talking to you all does.  What is your favorite sex position/act?  Why?  What one thing does your wife just not do that you wish she would, or does she not do enough to satisfy you?

 

When you see your wife getting attention from another guy, does it make you hot, crazy jealous, or something in between?

 

What one thing could your wife do to make you feel more empowered in your sexual relationship with her?

 

Are you and your wife currently “e-intimate?”  Do you send each other dirty little messages over the course of the day,  to let each other know how much the other turns you on?  This was something SWT and I did regularly; it led to many a locked door and late dinner time when he got home in the evenings and we’d made each other so crazy that “hands off” until bedtime simply was not going to happen.  If you do this, tell me about it–are you satisfied?  Do you wish your wife would be a little more racy in her texts of affection towards you?  If you don’t, would this be something you’d like to see a file for?

 

The rules of engagement are this:  I’ll be accepting answers to all questions from 12a-midnight (PST) Friday, November 24.  Each question will have several responses selected to receive coupons for any file on the site, the discount value will be between 50-80% off of the product of your choice. In addition, anyone who purchases a file on black Friday will  be entered into a drawing to receive a coupon code for a FREE file.  The codes can be saved for future releases of new products.  The winner of the free file also has the option to redeem that coupon code for 50% off of a custom file once that option becomes available again.

 

One last parting thought:  I’ll be making some big announcements over the next week or so, including how you can get newly released files for free, so stay tuned!

 

Have a wonderful holiday and as always, Happy Training! I hope to see you all on Friday! 🙂

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Best Month Ever!!

Can I tell you just how much you all rock?!!  In spite of my previous blog about SWT, I know he is grinning ear to ear that you helped make October the best month we have ever had on this site!  He would have some cocky, hilarious little expose he would put up with a coupon to thank you all for your loyalty to us, and to our products.

I DID try to put a coupon out there with that post, but oops–excuse the noob mistake–I forgot to give you all the code for it.   The code is thankyou.  Thank you for being such a great group of people who have taken our site from the little pop up it was just a year ago, to a really thriving, full fledged business.  Thank you for being there for a man who was let down by people who should have been there for him in the run up to the surgery, when he was frightened of so many things, but mostly, of leaving me here with our children and no way to assure our safety and well-being.  From the bottom of my heart particularly, THANK YOU for the outpouring of support in the aftermath of all this:  the offers of help, of emotional support, and the positive affirmations that even though it sucks right now (and it sucks, hard) it will get better and I can handle it.  Words fail–so enjoy the 25% off the entire site until November 23 as a means  of expressing my gratitude to you all! I have some plans for some black Friday fun and games, so stay tuned in the near future for announcements regarding those.

In the meanwhile, learning to format files means I need to have some material to practice with!  I am not able to access all of SWTs information for the site at this point, so if you have suggestions for files you would like to see become reality, shoot me and line and I’ll see what I can do about making it happen.

Happy Holidays and Happy Training, Folks!!

 

-mSWT

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MLK Had A Sexy Dream — Now Your Wife Can Too!

Wow. Is that just, the sickest, saddest way to promo a marital aids site ever? Invoking Martin Luther King, Jr.? That is twisted. LOL.

BUT.

It’s also a great deal for you!

In honor of MLK’s dream and our best-selling Dreamslut 2.0 (which remains on sale at $14.99 all week!), we are offering a great bundle-sale for everyone who has a dream of seeing their wife become the slutty porn star in bed they’ve always wanted. Use Coupon Code HaveADream17 at checkout, and you can take a whopping 25% off any order of $50 or more!

Only one exclusion (thanks, Mom lawyer dudes!): sale does not apply to the Oral Sex Bundle, which already has a hefty discount.

Have a great birthday, Sean!

 

 

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Santa Says Your Wife Should Be Naughtier!

Christmas is a week away, but it is always the season to give the gift of subliminal wife training! For the rest of the month, stock up on presents you and she will enjoy for all of next year with 15% our entire inventory!

 

Use coupon code XXXmas2017 at checkout and we will take 15% off everything in your cart, including the bestselling Horny Right Now, and legendary Dreamslut 2.0.

 

 

Merry Christmas!

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Subliminal Savings So Super They’re Spooky!

Happy week-before-Halloween, everybody!

This is the one time a year everyone’s wife, girlfriend, and hot neighbor is dressed like a slutty something, and having the time of their lives. Why not encourage your wife to dress like that all year round with Dress for Sexcess? Or maybe get her started on our new bondage file, Curious About Bondage?

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For that matter, why not use our special Halloween sale to stock up on all those subliminal training files you’ve been wanting? From now until 11/1/2016, if you use the coupon code SPOOKY15 at checkout, you can get 15% off your entire purchase!

The new year is coming soon. Now’s the time to start training your wife so her New Year’s resolutions start lining up very closely with all those wicked, nasty thoughts you’ve had for her for years.

Happy training!

SWT

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